Machinist's joke. Caution: it's really stupid

NightWing said:
In a bar next to a machine shop...

A grasshopper walks into a bar and gets up on a stool. The bartender comes over and says," Hey, did you know there's a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?":roflmao:
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Made me smile. Thanks guys
 
So, this retired machinist walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder.



The bartender says: Wow. Where did you get that?



The parrot says: Down at the beach. They're layin' around all over the place...
 
So this horse walks into a machine shop for some custom shoes.
The foreman said "Look, I know they are not cheap but theres no need for such a long face"
 
An English, Irish and Scottish machinists walk into a bar.
The barman said "Hey! is this some kind of a joke?"
 
So this out of work machinist from the big city is out in the countryside looking for a job. He stops at a blacksmith shop and asks if the blacksmith has any work. The blacksmith asks, "have you ever worked in a blacksmith's shop?".

"No, but I'm a pretty good machinist and I'm a quick learner".

"OK, I'll give you a try. I have to run into town for some supplies. This horse need a new set of shoes. You can shoe him while I'm gone and if you do a good job, you're hired."

The blacksmith returns from town and looks at the horse. "that is the prettiest job of shoeing I've ever seen. But tell me, why is he lying on his back with his feet pointing straight up?"

"I don't know. He's been like that ever since I took him out of the vise."
 
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