Today's Jokes - 2024

[wachuko]

Reversed image... mail delivery vehicle...

Looks like a Ford Ranger... mid to late 90's

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-Bear

Co-worker’s husband had one just like that… yes, mail delivery. He just switched to a Jeep Wrangler with right-hand drive setup.

 

[Gnpenning]

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I have one of those on the spare bathroom toilet that says the same thing except to flush.

Thin walls so you can hear them telling it to flush

 

[Bone Head]

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We had a used car lot like that in Reading Ohio. Two buddies and me made a business out of buying the $50.00 specials, dragging them to the one guy's family barn to "hot rod" them with red oxide primer and glass pack mufflers. To be sold to spoiled rich kids for about $100-$150 or so. Those kids would blow them up or wreck them, and maybe be back to buy another in 6 months or so. Looking back it's a wonder we didn't get somebody killed or maimed. Ah sweet capitalism!

 

[Mauzinette]

 

[682bear]

 

[682bear]

 

[682bear]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[Geswearf]

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Trouble is, that's not funny.

 

[NCjeeper]