Today's Jokes - 2024

I’ve been breeding racing deer in an attempt to make a quick buck.

If I had a buck for ever deer pun I’ve made I’d have a lot of doe.

Are mockingbirds just very rude birds?

Are bluebirds just really sad birds!

I was asked if I could do an impression of a pheasant?”
I said, “sure, I’m game!”

I changed my diet from eating pheasant to venison recently….
Its a total game changer.

I was asked if I ever hunted bear?
I said "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts".
 
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