What's Your favirite Phrase ?

"You can't fix stupid"

"Common sense isn't so common anymore"

"Fix it right the first time, it's cheaper"

"Don't be a hammer mechanic!"

"Do the job well enough that you are willing to put your name on it."

"Busier than a one armed paper hanger with a bad case of jock itch"
 
Shop owner to customer: When do you need it?

Customer: Yesterday!
Shop owner: I'll need extra time to build a time machine to go back in time, so you can have it when you want it. :jester:
 
If what your doing does not work, do something different.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
 
Lots of good one liners, here are a couple of mine.
For a dumb/stupid solution,-- It's like pissing your pants to keep your ass warm.
A new co-worker asked me to tell him what I know, I said to him,-- I don't know what you don't know.
John
 
Re: What's Your favorite Phrase ?

Measure it with micrometers, mark it with a grease pencil, cut it with an axe!
 
Bless her / his heart. (You can say anything you want about someone as long as you start or end with that phrase, try it)


"Tis better remain silent and be thought a fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Abe Lincoln
 
I use this one on my kids alot:

"You can wish in one hand and pee in the other and all you'll end up with is a handful of pee"
 
A few more:

"You'll learn more with your mouth shut and your ears open than the other way around."

"You will catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."

"Uglier than the south end of a north bound cow."

"Thicker than flies around a cow's a**."

"Slicker than cow slobber."
 
For the fishermen out there, "I'll take luck over skill any day"
 
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