What's Your favirite Phrase ?

It's hard to soar with eagles when you work with a bunch of turkeys!

He has the amazing gift for making things look difficult!

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

This repair comes with an exclusive tail light warranty, once you can't see my tail lights anymore, it's out of warranty.

Dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS!

If you just let me do my job, it will be cheaper for both of us....

your flux capacitor is not producing the 1.21 jiggawatts necessary for time travel,
therefore, i cannot fix the problem yesterday as requested.

That is your discounted invoice....

Here's one from when i worked on trucks...
what's wrong with my rig???
....Loose nut behind the wheel.

and last but not least...
I thought you said last time, that you didn't want to come out here again ,Sheriff ???
 
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What do you mean, African or European Swallow?
 
OSHA rules stipulate that only 3 people can ride my back at a time, unless handrails are installed.
 
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As useful as a chocolate teacup.

Time to do the Harry. (rhyming slang, a nod to our PM, Harold Holt, who disappeared whilst swimming during the 60's)

What do you think this is bushweek ? ( Required reply to anything stupid )

Bikes fall over if you don't go fast.
 
I think. Therefore, I'm confused.

Sign on garbage truck: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back!"


(Say out loud three times:)
One smart fellow and he felt smart.
Two smart fellows and they both felt smart.
Three smart fellows and they all felt smart.
 
Another one I just remembered:

"It's hard to have a battle of the whits with an un-armed man."
 
Looks like the talking part is done.

Hard telling, not knowing.

Can't see it from my house.
 
Children and fools should not see work half done.

Brian.
 
"It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, than open it and remove all doubt"
 
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