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It's hard to soar with eagles when you work with a bunch of turkeys!
He has the amazing gift for making things look difficult!
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
This repair comes with an exclusive tail light warranty, once you can't see my tail lights anymore, it's out of warranty.
Dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS!
If you just let me do my job, it will be cheaper for both of us....
your flux capacitor is not producing the 1.21 jiggawatts necessary for time travel,
therefore, i cannot fix the problem yesterday as requested.
That is your discounted invoice....
Here's one from when i worked on trucks...
what's wrong with my rig???
....Loose nut behind the wheel.
and last but not least...
I thought you said last time, that you didn't want to come out here again ,Sheriff ???
He has the amazing gift for making things look difficult!
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
This repair comes with an exclusive tail light warranty, once you can't see my tail lights anymore, it's out of warranty.
Dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS!
If you just let me do my job, it will be cheaper for both of us....
your flux capacitor is not producing the 1.21 jiggawatts necessary for time travel,
therefore, i cannot fix the problem yesterday as requested.
That is your discounted invoice....
Here's one from when i worked on trucks...
what's wrong with my rig???
....Loose nut behind the wheel.
and last but not least...
I thought you said last time, that you didn't want to come out here again ,Sheriff ???
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