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....RJ you missed dish-washer!6. No transmissions, carburetors, machine assemblies are allowed on the dining room, living room, or bedroom carpets.
Brian
....RJ you missed dish-washer!6. No transmissions, carburetors, machine assemblies are allowed on the dining room, living room, or bedroom carpets.
....RJ you missed dish-washer!
Brian
OK, you scared me with the "detour". Enough said. Johnny is a good boy now.Do not push your luck any more!!
If she senses that you already know a new dress will run into three figures, and that not be the end of it (the shoes and clutch, and maybe earrings!!), you may be OK in preserving some magic.
Also, on the day it happens, there will likely be a detour that will take all afternoon, into places guys do not go, (unless they happen to be into hairdressing and makeup).
Regardless all that, it will all be for nothing if you ever get around to clamping a vise onto the kitchen table!!
Be smart - don't do it!
Words to live by. This man has been around. Good advice.House Rules (aka Rules to Live By)
1. Don't use kitchen table, counter, dining room table, etc. for assembly ever.
2. Don't use oven for drying paint, tempering parts, etc.
3. Remove shoes before walking into house after machining or welding
4. Don't wash greasy or oily hands in food prep sink.
5 Greasy/oily clothing doesn't go in the washing machine with the missus' delicates and unmentionables.
6. No transmissions, carburetors, machine assemblies are allowed on the dining room, living room, or bedroom carpets.
7. Washing parts in the bathtub is strictly forbidden.
8. In any dispute concerning these or otherwise unspoken rules, the missus is the final arbitrator.