We were having breakfast with a couple of friends the other day.
One of then said to his wife "Pass the sugar sugar"
The other one said "Pass the honey honey"
I thought that was cute so I looked at my empty cup and said to my wife "Pass the tea bag"
I cant understand why she isnt talking to me.
the lathe was a real turning point
the lathe created a revolution
I can chuck up more lathe jokes
did you hear about the guy that applied for a job running a lathe?
They turned him down.
why did the guy go to an all female tec school for machining?
he wanted to get lathed
I tried to sell my talking dog down the pub last week.
To demonstrate his prowess with the English language I asked him some questions.
Me - What does sandpaper feel like?
Dog - Ruff
Me - How do you feel when you have flu?
Dog - Ruff
Me - Whats on the top of that house?
Dog - Roof
After we got thrown out my dog turned to me and said "Do you think I should have said corrugated Iron"
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