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SCIENCE OF THE MIND
Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class;"Who can tell
me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size
when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his
way. "Mary, can you tell me?" Mary stands up, blushing furiously.
"Sir, how dare you ask me such a question?" she says. "I'm going to
complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will
have you fired!"
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted, he asks the
class the question again. This time Sam raises his hand.
"Yes, Sam," says Mr. Sampson.
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."
"Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says,
"Mary, I have 3 things to say to you. First, it's clear that you have
not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, one
day you are going to be sadly disappointed."
Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class;"Who can tell
me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size
when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his
way. "Mary, can you tell me?" Mary stands up, blushing furiously.
"Sir, how dare you ask me such a question?" she says. "I'm going to
complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will
have you fired!"
Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted, he asks the
class the question again. This time Sam raises his hand.
"Yes, Sam," says Mr. Sampson.
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye."
"Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says,
"Mary, I have 3 things to say to you. First, it's clear that you have
not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, one
day you are going to be sadly disappointed."
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Senior Love.......
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'
I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife Karen is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me,
'You need a piece of tail.'
I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
'Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.'
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