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Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread
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A blonde called her boyfriend and said,
"Please come over here and help me. I
have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
it out or how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture
on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help
with the puzzle. She let him in and showed
him where she had the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studied the pieces for a
moment, looked at the box, then turned to
her and said, "First of all, no matter what
we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger." He took her hand and
said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then.
" he sighed,.
.. "Let's put all of these
frosted flakes back into the box."
"Please come over here and help me. I
have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure
it out or how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed
to be when it's finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture
on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help
with the puzzle. She let him in and showed
him where she had the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studied the pieces for a
moment, looked at the box, then turned to
her and said, "First of all, no matter what
we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger." He took her hand and
said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's
have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then.
" he sighed,.
.. "Let's put all of these
frosted flakes back into the box."
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My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.
Big deal. I've had a Canon printer for years.
I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex."
He's a small arms dealer.
A Shop assistant fought off armed robber with his labeling gun.
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
I heard on the news, a man was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun.
Apparently he's now out of hospital and completely recovered.
Big deal. I've had a Canon printer for years.
I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself "T-Rex."
He's a small arms dealer.
A Shop assistant fought off armed robber with his labeling gun.
Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
I heard on the news, a man was shot 200 times with an upholstery gun.
Apparently he's now out of hospital and completely recovered.
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UN-FREAKING BELIEVABLE!!!!
Not funny McGee
But,........then again........
on second thought.........
Many of these clowns behind the wheel any more can't even properly dress like a real truck driver let alone actually be one.
Just glad I'm out of the industry but this crap really pains me.
Not funny McGee
But,........then again........
on second thought.........
Many of these clowns behind the wheel any more can't even properly dress like a real truck driver let alone actually be one.
Just glad I'm out of the industry but this crap really pains me.
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