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The guy who invented autocorrect must have been an engineer. No one else would randomly replace words with wrong ones.
An equestrian turned to engineering because he wanted a stable career.
I ordered a pizza, the server asked me if I wanted it cut into four or eight slices?” I said “Four, please. I don’t think I can eat eight.”
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on deja vu. They replied, “I’m not sure but it sounds familiar.”
I’m reading a book about magic. It’s absolutely spell-binding!
I’m also reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it!
An equestrian turned to engineering because he wanted a stable career.
I ordered a pizza, the server asked me if I wanted it cut into four or eight slices?” I said “Four, please. I don’t think I can eat eight.”
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
I asked the librarian if they had any books on deja vu. They replied, “I’m not sure but it sounds familiar.”
I’m reading a book about magic. It’s absolutely spell-binding!
I’m also reading a horror book in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it!
