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A man walks into a diner and sits at the counter and ordered a "Bowl of chilli and a cup of coffee. please"from the waitress. The waitress said "I'm so sorry sir, but the gentleman beside you just got the last bowl, you still want the coffee?" The man replied" yeah." While sipping on his coffee he noticed the other man was reading a newspaper hadn't even touch his Bowl of chilli. Striking up a conversation with the man with the chilli "Hey buddy, I noticed you haven't even touched that chilli would you mind if have it?" To which the man still reading replied "Yeah sure, help yourself" he replied "Thanks" and slides the chilli over started eating. While he was eating about 1/2 way down on this fantastic chilli lifts his spoon up for the last time and found a dead mouse on it. This caused him to immediately threw up into the chilli bowl. The man still reading his newspaper lowers it down a bit, looks over the top and directly at ill stricken man and said. "Yeah, That's about how far I got too."
Now damn it, I thought this one was really funny! guess not ;(