A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, �Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.�
Chuck replied, �Well, then just give me my money back.�
The farmer said, �Can�t do that. I went and spent it already.�
Chuck said, �Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.�
The farmer asked, �What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, �I�m going to raffle him off.�
The farmer said, �You can�t raffle off a dead horse!�
Chuck said, �Sure I can, Watch me. I just won�t tell any body he�s dead.�
A month Later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, �What happened with that dead horse?�
Chuck said, �I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2245.�
The farmer said, �Didn�t anyone complain?�
Chuck said, �Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.�