2018 Archive

[jim18655]

Adding that to my OSHA class curriculum!

 

[savarin]

My wife and I had words-----
but I didn't get to use mine.

 

[savarin]

As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everybody is impossible,
but annoying everyone is a piece of cake.

 

[derf]

There are two schools of thought when arguing with women. Unfortunately neither one works...

 

[RandyM]

 

[RJSakowski]

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I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first drink.

Off we went to our local bar, which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Miller Genuine. He didn't like it – so I drank it.

Then I got him an Old Style, he didn't like it either, so I drank it.

It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.

By the time we got down to the Irish whiskey,
I could hardly push the stroller back home.
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[silence dogood]

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Some one must talk to the guy with the saw. He needs to realign the board. After all there is a slot on the lower part of the human torso that is made just for that purpose.

 

[RandyM]

 

[silence dogood]

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At least this particular guy should not be writing columns. We need to know what make and year of the car. It could have had the old standard points ignition. Or maybe it was diesel and someone put gas in or vice ad versa. Yeah, some guys just can't get it right.

 

[RandyM]

When my son graduated from high school, he had to give a speech. He began by reading from his prepared text.
'I want to talk about my mother and the wonderful influence she has had on my life,' he told the audience. 'She is a shining example of parenthood, and I love her more than words could ever do justice.'
At this point he seemed to struggle for words. After a pause, he looked up with a sly grin and said, 'Sorry, but it's really hard to read my mother's handwriting.'