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The bouncer was Canadian.I find that offensive!..........no Canadian?!?!?!
-brino
Tom
The bouncer was Canadian.I find that offensive!..........no Canadian?!?!?!
-brino
I came home quite late last night with a torn shirt, lipstick on the collar, hair messed up, and generally looking like a wreck.
My wife caught me coming in the door and demanded to know why I had came home so late.
I replied, "Well, after I left work today, a few friends and I went out to the bar for a few drinks.
We met up with some rather good-looking young women and started to drink to excess.
Things just kept happening, as you can well see.
Then I sobered up enough to note how late it was, so I rushed home."
She screamed, "You liar! You were in the shop again, weren't you?"