A man came home from work, put the TV on, sat down in his favourite armchair and said to his wife:
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!"
The wife was a little amazed but brought out a beer.
After drinking the beer, man said:
"Quick, bring me another beer! It will start soon!"
This time the wife looked irritated but got him a second beer.
After the man drank the second beer he said:
"Quick, bring me a third before it starts!"
The wife shouted "That's enough! You walk into the house like if you own the whole world, flop down into your armchair, don't even say hello and think you can treat me like a slave! Don't you understand I cook, clean, wash and iron and look after the household all day long!"
The man took a deep breath and said: "Uh oh, now it’s started!”