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Took my wife to see the golden gate.
She asked what we were going to do there.
I said we would cross that bridge when we get to it.

I find it amazing two me how many people dont know how to use to and too

The invention of the shovel was a ground breaking moment in history.

An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off.
He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops.
The authorities nab him, and one of them asks "what happened to the van?"
The thief replies:
"I did not have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"

I went golfing yesterday and made the most incredible drive, an absolute rocket.
100 yards down range a bird flies into the middle of the fairway, gets smoked by the ball and drops down dead.
I walked up to the bird and saw that the ball had gone clean through it.
I'm still trying to work out if it was a birdie or a hole-in-one.
 
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I had a similar experience. Years ago, my former wife and I had a minor tiff. I left the house and drove off in the car too run an errnd. As IO approached home, I was stopped by the local police. The car had been reported stolen. After some discussion, I was able to convince the officer that I was indeed the registered owner of the car. To this day, I have a strong suspicion that the reported theft was an intentional jab. We parted company some 30 yrs ago now.
 
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