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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

How do you keep a bagel from getting away?
Put Lox on it.

What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna One, Anna Two.

Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?
There was nothing left but De-Brie.
 
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