Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[higgite]

I'll take my Pinto over all of them. That car was the bomb! If a villain was chasing you, all you had to do to blow him up was slam on the brakes.

Tom

 

[Eddyde]

 

[Boswell]

Ahh, the Ford Pinto. Only car I know with a self deploying emergency flare.

 

[brino]

I'd have to go with Magnum's Ferarri...

Which would best handle my snow plow on the front?
Brian

 

[Gaffer]

I'll take my Pinto over all of them. That car was the bomb!

Tom

Literally! some might say. I had a '78 I drove in the early '80s. Loved it!

 

[Inferno]

The DeLorean.
Do a Biff and make some good investments in the past.
Come back to the present and buy them all.

Or, go in the future to see how things turn out and pick the best time to live in.

For the Pinto..
Had one, caught it on fire, drove it for a couple years after that. It met it's demise after having gotten stuck in the ocean and some waves washed over it. I managed to drive it the 80 miles home and got it to run two more times after that but the salt got into everything.
Also, Chevy Vega's blew up too. Just ask my mom, Hers did. Everyone lived with pretty minor injuries but the fire reached all the way from the back to the firewall.

 

[tq60]

The Lamborghini was a studio built car, started out as corvette if I recall correctly.



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[RJSakowski]

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I have a Tee shirt with this image. I can't remember who gave it to me.

 

[aliva]

Starsky and Hutch reminds me of the one I had, lots of balls on that beast.

 

[higgite]

For the Pinto..
Had one, caught it on fire....

Good user name then.

Tom