Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[NCjeeper]

 

[RJSakowski]

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What happens if you push the down button?

 

[Boswell]

What happens if you push the down button?

then the person that photo-shopped this has to get back to the computer.

 

[Ken from ontario]

 

[NCjeeper]

 

[woodchucker]

Its also true.
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It just so happens my mate was taking bird photos on our town common yesterday and without seeing it captured a 4 metre salty in the frame.
He said he will be a little more carefull where he walks next time.

Grim find confirms two crocs involved in fisherman's death

Formal identification process begins after human remains found inside two crocodiles, including one measuring 4.1 metres, shot by rangers near where a 65-year-old publican went missing at the weekend. Wildlife officers believe both animals were involved.

www.abc.net.au

I thought all you Aussies liked to jump on the crocs and play with them.

 

[davek181]

United steaks of America.

 

[Bill1958]

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He's a Lumberjack
He's ok

 

[Bill1958]

What happens if you push the down button?

Hey.......don't go there

 

[NCjeeper]