Today's Joke - 2023 Mega Thread

[erikmannie]

 

[davek181]

work

 

[erikmannie]

 

[hman]

... just a bit off key for this forum ....

 

[Ken from ontario]

 

[erikmannie]

... just a bit off key for this forum ....

I replaced it with a family friendly meme.

 

[woodchucker]

... just a bit off key for this forum ....

what is?

 

[Aukai]

 

[savarin]

Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.

When I woke up this morning I was coughing really badly, think I may have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but it’s hard to say for certain.

My nose runs and my feet smell, I think I may be built upside down.

I have a great joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.

Doctor, Doctor! My son just swallowed a roll of film! Dont panic I doubt if anything will develope.

 

[hman]

Doctor, Doctor! My son just swallowed a roll of film! Dont panic I doubt if anything will develope.

Doctor Doctor! Our son just swallowed a whole tube of birth control jelly!
Don't panic. Here's the phone number of an all-night drug store that offers free delivery ...