When I woke up this morning I was coughing really badly, think I may have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but it’s hard to say for certain.
My nose runs and my feet smell, I think I may be built upside down.
I have a great joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
Doctor, Doctor! My son just swallowed a roll of film! Dont panic I doubt if anything will develope.
Doctor Doctor! Our son just swallowed a whole tube of birth control jelly!
Don't panic. Here's the phone number of an all-night drug store that offers free delivery ...
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