Good Ones ! I will use them all somewhere.
Did you here about the Texan who bought some Odor eaters for his boots.
He installed them, took five steps .... and then disappeared.
Your turn to pick on someone in California
I went for a job on a building site.
The foreman stated that he only employed Irish laborers.
I told him I was Irish.
He wanted to know what my name was and when I said Dare he said it didnt sound Irish.
I said if he asked any Irishman on the site he would know me.
He said OK, pick anyone you want.
I went out and shouted up to a tiler on the roof.
"Hey Paddy"
He leant over the edge and shouted back "Hello dere"
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