2020 Archive

[alloy]

 

[682bear]

 

[FromScratch]

When I was teaching I asked my students to make sentences from some simple words, these are the answers.

Cheese - Maria likes me but cheese too fat.
Mushroom - When we all get in the car theres not mushroom inside.
Texas - Someone always texas me when I dont have my phone.
July - Ju tol me you were not home but july.
Wheelchair - There is only one slice of cake left but dont worry wheelchair.
Bishop - My wife fell down the stair and I had to pick the bishop.
Budweiser - She has a nice body budweiser face so ugly.

You Ozzies have an inborn talent for wordplay!!!

 

[alloy]

My wife just sent this to me.

She thought it was funny.

 

[alloy]

 

[alloy]

OK, it's a CNC thing

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[alloy]

Found this on Ebay today. It's a real listing. Has 77 watchers and only 2 sales. He's doing something right with that many watchers.

Clearly the operator isn't using their PPE. She doesn't have her safety glasses on


I'm rethinking my Ebay strategy, I may do the same for my transmission parts. I wonder what my wife would think if I hired a young tattooed model to pose with my parts?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/233175062953

 

[NCjeeper]

Clearly they are not letting the poor girl have a lunch break and eat.

 

[alloy]

Clearly they are not letting the poor girl have a lunch break and eat.

Yes, that's a shame huh. Poor thing

 

[Dhal22]

Clearly they are not letting the poor girl have a lunch break and eat.

I kinda like girls that will skip a lunch or 2.