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savarin said:
When I was teaching I asked my students to make sentences from some simple words, these are the answers.

Cheese - Maria likes me but cheese too fat.
Mushroom - When we all get in the car theres not mushroom inside.
Texas - Someone always texas me when I dont have my phone.
July - Ju tol me you were not home but july.
Wheelchair - There is only one slice of cake left but dont worry wheelchair.
Bishop - My wife fell down the stair and I had to pick the bishop.
Budweiser - She has a nice body budweiser face so ugly.
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Just another one . Teacher asks if anyone can use the word urinate in a sentence .

Little Johnny stands up and waves his hands wildly . Hm..........teach is thinking hard trying to figure what LJ is up to , then says go head Johnny . Johnny quickly states ................................................




Miss Judy , you're an eight but if you had bigger boobs , you'd be a ten !;)
 
alloy said:
Found this on Ebay today. It's a real listing. Has 77 watchers and only 2 sales. He's doing something right with that many watchers.

Clearly the operator isn't using their PPE. She doesn't have her safety glasses on :cool:


I'm rethinking my Ebay strategy, I may do the same for my transmission parts. I wonder what my wife would think if I hired a young tattooed model to pose with my parts? :trip:

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I can't seem to click on the round stock Pic. :grin:
 
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