My pa is the funniest guy i know. he had part of his thumb ground of on a 18in grinder. the ambulance came and the doctor said he heard there was a decapitation so my pa said, " sorry to disappoint you" and when after his thumb was sewn back on he was on morphine and asked the doctor if he could play the piano. the doctor said he could so he said, " that is strange i couldn't play it before".