2022

[IamNotImportant]

 

[IamNotImportant]

 

[silence dogood]

Ten miles east of where I live is a casino. One day, I decided to go there and check it out. So, I decided to sit down and play blackjack. When it came to my turn, I told the dealer to hit me. Boy, did that hurt.

 

[mcostello]

Forked On Race Day. Cleaned up for family use.

 

[lordbeezer]

FIRST ON RACE DAY. Glad someone finally got it right.

 

[silence dogood]

Last Wednesday evening, I went to the VA for a sleep apnea test. I think that I flunked, kept falling asleep.
On the questionnaire, they asked me if I snored and how many times through the night. I said, I think so. At least my wife lets me know in her own way. They asked me, how so? In the morning, I just count the number of bruises on my body.
They told me that they will duplicate it as closely as possible as the way I sleep at home. So, they put me in an unfamiliar building, unfamiliar bed, unfamiliar pillow, with wires glued and hanging all over my body. Then they wake me up at five am in the morning (normally, I get up a seven). I then go home and sleep a blissed sleep for three hours. Riiiight.

 

[Papa Charlie]

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Kids have all the luck.

 

[Aukai]

3 things that don't lie, drunks, toddlers, and yoga pants....

 

[CJ5Dave]

The Dodge dealer I drive by is offering a winter special. Heated tailgates for pushing your Dodge during freezing temps.

 

[NCjeeper]